October 14, 2014
Cameron “Dicko” Dickson has been missing since the night of the 2014 preliminary final. Local authorities say they were called out to a rowdy domestic disturbance in the Doncaster region called “the shed”.
Authorities said they had to break up an argument between two men (pictured below) with the two bickering over who was better Dunstall or Derm.
Since that night the “shed” has been gutted and all that remained was a polar fleece jumper, track suit pants (with half a pack of cigarettes). A meat pie stain has been sent to forensics to see if its a match for Dickos favorite sauce.
If you know anything about this case please call 1800 GAZETTE
Last spotted Gerard Dicko Depardieu drinking red wine supporting Balwyn FC at the semi finale.